101 Things about me
1) I collect Tiggers

2) I want to start collecting Dragons (Western European Style)

3) I am 33 years old (As of Dec 30th)

4) I am married

5) I have Boy / Girl twins

6) I am on my second marriage

7) I am on my last marriage

8) I am a serious sports junkie

9) I love listening to Guitar Blues

10) My favorite thing to watch is Texas Aggie Football

11) Followed closely by Dallas Cowboy Football (Sorry Steve)

12) I dropped out of collage

13) I work for the US Federal Government

14) I am very Anti Big Government

15) Politically, I would be happy if my agency disappeared

16) Financially, I would be crushed if my agency disappeared

17) I was once licensed to be a police officer in the state of Texas

18) I have carried a gun for a living, but not as a police officer

19) I have been shot at, and it had nothing to do with 17 or 18

20) I have a high sex drive

21) My wife has an even higher sex drive

22) I did not loose my virginity until after I Graduated high School

23) I met my current wife online

24) I am a recovering alcoholic

25) I do believe you can still have an occasional drink and still be "recovered"

26) I smoke

27) I plan to quit smoking cigarettes this year

28) I used to be a kick ass soccer goalie

29) I am passive in bed

30) My wife is even more passive

31) I have been in multiple 3-way scenes with my wife

32) Fax machines freak me out

33) I want to start my own business

34) Because of the twins and loss of insurance, I will probably never start my own business

35) I ride a motorcycle

36) I have had to bury one of my children

37) My first car was a 1981 Honda Civic 2 door hatchback

38) I know how to have sex in a 1981 Honda Civic 2 door Hatchback

39) I am not pierced (YET)

40) I have a Tigger pouncing a soccer ball Tattoo on my right ankle

41) I want more tattoos

42) I am trying to learn how to cook

43) I can smoke a damn good Turkey

44) My first job was at What-a-Burger

45) I have never been fired from a job

46) I love beer

47) I have never broken up with any girl I have dated. All but one have broken up with me. The one I just kind of quit calling.

48) I have a very loud and nasty temper

49) It takes a lot to make me loose my temper though

50) I am stealing some of these ideas from Fluid Pudding and Just Keep Swimming

51) I love gangster movies

52) I have yet to decide if the "new" Star Wars movies are really any good. Sure, great special effects, but is the story worth anything?

53) I know people who will kill me for having the previous thought

54) I love fantasy books (Tolkien, Brooks, Goodkind)

55) I think Pete Jackson did an Unbelievable job with the Lord of the Ring movies.

56) I have 2 cats

57) I am a dog person

58) I am embarrassed by who I voted for in the 2004 election. But not as embarrassed if I voted the other way.

59) I have smoked pot

60) I have never tried anything stronger without a prescription

61) I do not believe I could ever become a vegetarian

62) I think pot should be legal

63) If pot was legal, I would not smoke it because it tastes bad

64) I am ADD / ADHD

65) I have been know to make people scream at me just because I cannot stop moving

66) I once totaled a car with my head

67) I have short term memory problems due to the wreck

67) I have short term memory problems due to the wreck

68) During a 6 week period, I was in an Honours English Class, a Remedial English Class and a Regular English Class. My grades in all 3 class were the same

69) I have had beer for breakfast

70) I like spelling things the English way (See Honour above)

71) While I was Tarleton State University, I had a Tuba scholarship. Didn't know there was such a thing as Tuba scholarships?? Don't worry, neither did I then

72) I once went to Evening Song at Westminster Abbey while the Dali Lama of Tibet attended

73) I am Episcopalian

74) During confirmation class at age 17, I realized, that until then, I could not spell Episcopalian

75) I was once so drunk, I have no idea how I ended up in Mexico

76) I have hitchhiked from the border of Mexico to the Dallas Metroplex

77) I am 5ft 8 inches tall. And right now my weight is .... None of your damn business.

78) I am a bit sensitive about my weight right now

79) I was married on my favourite uncle's birthday. It was a coincidence. However, me naming my son after him wasn't

80) I once had a first date that 90% of it was spent in bed having sex. The date lasted an entire weekend. That's right, a FIRST date. Does anyone have any question on why I married the girl I had that date with?

81) I had no idea how hard 101 things about me would be

82) I had no idea how boring I am

83) I used to think the Front line managers where I work were complete and total idiots. Now I realize the idiocy goes a lot higher up. This may have to do with me about to become a front line manager.

84) I regularly cannot keep up with my wife in bed

85) I either wear sandal or Western boots to work

86) I have a pair of Tennis shoes that is over 8 yrs old and look less than 6 monthes old

87) I love Single Malt Scotch (Balvenie if you please)

88) I have a bad tendency to act without thinking. This has nearly destroyed my marriage

89) Until my first daughter was born, I did not want to have children

90) I believe you can never have to many pocket knives

91) I think most people are way to sensitive. Get over yourselves.

92) If I ever won the lottery, I would probably be even a cheaper bastard than I already am

93) I don't have any idea why my wife puts up with me, but I am sure glad she does

94) If I didn't have a job, I could quite easily ride my motorcycle to some beautiful spot, read the day away and then do the same thing the very next day

95) I want a bowl of Rocky Road Ice Cream right NOW!!!!

96) I believe that golf is the world's dumbest sport

97) I could spend an entire week's vacation playing poker though

98) I still believe that sleep is one of the great waste of times there is. It is WAY overrated.

99) Watching my twins grow teaches me something new every day

100) I hate math

101) This list took 3 days to complete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!