Code Name : D.A.D.

Later Days And better Lays

2006-07-01T01:19:00.000-05:00

I have gone to a new site.....Follow me my children to this new world.....

More????

2006-06-29T20:16:00.000-05:00

Today in Tigger history

2006-06-28T18:58:00.000-05:00

2,553 days ago, I left my apartment in Dallas and drove my car to a little bitty town in Mississippi.

Where did It go????

2006-06-16T00:35:00.000-05:00

OK, I had a survey here and it disappeared......It got eaten by blog world.

Honesty, Openness, Communication and Why they are Bad for a Marriage

2006-06-12T11:30:00.000-05:00

Da Missus and I have decided for a little flair we are going to try an open marriage and I am not sure where this is going to take us. We have had 3-ways before. We have shared our bed with another couple. We have even leaned toward swinging. Both of us this weekend spend considerable time looking up info on local swinging clubs in our area.But we have come to a conclusion that we are going to

Thoughts and Fantasies

2006-06-10T13:10:00.000-05:00

Would it be wrong to want to take da Missus to a swingers club???Would it be wrong to want an orgy to break out??Would it be wrong to want to see her serviced in ways I cannot imagine?Would it be wrong to just want to sit back and watch all of that????

Thousands and Thousands of Blogs in My head

2006-06-10T10:16:00.000-05:00

....Or another Random thought postSpent time chatting online in an online chat room. Same site where I met da Missus. Very funny. Makes me realize how lucky we were to be able to meet in a room like that, and still be going strong.This last week da Missus and I "celebrated" the fact that it was 7 years ago that we met in R/L. What a crazy wild hedonistic weekend. Who would have thought????Feeling

Welcome to MY life

2006-05-31T15:14:00.000-05:00

Mother's Day 2006On the way over to my parent's house, my car, fully loaded with da Missus, da Twinsies, and myself had a blowout. In the process of jacking the car up, the jack twisted and became useless. Luckily (???), someone stopped to help us out. In his vigor to help, he placed his jack in a bad spot and crushed part of my cooling system. Car needed to get towed. Off to the shop for repairs

HOW DO THEY KNOW????????

2006-05-22T11:25:00.000-05:00

As a child...You were dropped on your headHow did it mess you up?You somehow developed a ridiculous sexual talentTake this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

HHHHmmmmm......Better than I thought

2006-05-22T11:10:00.000-05:00

You have a sexual IQ of 120When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Righting a Wrong

2006-05-22T09:07:00.000-05:00

I guess the most painful hurt you can do to someone, is when you say something, not intending to hurt, but cutting them to the soul. (Was that a run on sentence??? I digress)A number of things were pointed out to me this weekend and I am still digesting a lot of them. But it was pointed out to me that I had hurt the most important person in my life. The person that I cannot function without.The

MY first (attempt @ an) XXX post

2006-05-21T16:11:00.000-05:00

Recently da Missus has rediscovered her sex drive and it has been totally awesome. Almost NOTHING is off limits. Obviously, anything involving corpses, children, and animals is off limits, but that shit is just weird.Right now, the only thing slowing us down is da Twinsies. With two 3+ yrs old running the house, there are some limitations. But, what would be our life without out them???Yes, I

To my Darling Wife........... DO NOT READ THIS!!!!!!!

2006-05-17T15:28:00.000-05:00

Is it called stealing to go to work and get nothing done?Is in unethical to sit at you desk and just stare at computer screens??Would your answer be the same if you knew that the reason I am able to do this is because I have gotten all of my duties done for the day and for most of the week already?And I have finally figured out da Missus secret. If you organize things, make lists, and plan

Boredom

2006-05-15T15:01:00.000-05:00

adopt your own virtual pet!

Thoughts to Ponder.....

2006-05-04T00:24:00.000-05:00

When is enough, enough????When is too much, too much????How far can you go?????How far will you go?What are the limits?What are your limits?Are there limits??????I may not know the answers to these questions, but DAMN, it is gonna be fun, Fun, FUN to find out!!!!!!!!!Need details???? Ask da Missus

Welcome My friends!!!!!!

2006-04-22T11:38:00.000-05:00

If I receive any visitors from Tertia, please let me know!!!!!!!

Conversations in my house ....

2006-04-22T10:39:00.000-05:00

.... Or why da Missus and I should stop talking.First let me describe the scene. I am watching baseball on TV and, like every guy, channel surfing during commercials. Remote controls are the tool that can make anyone A.D.D. da Missus is sitting at her computer typing away. (I think she may have been cybering my boss @ work with e-mails, but we will get into that later). I stumble across the Miss

Mean People Suck

2006-04-14T10:34:00.000-05:00

I've been doing my normal blog surfing, and in a couple of blogs, serious ugly has broken out. When this cruelty happens, I really don't know whether to laugh or cry. Blogger blogs about something going on in their life, and people comment. And then comments happen on the comment, and soon it gets ugly.So, that has lead me to post my blog rules.1) Consider yourself a guest here. This is my blog,

Thoughts???????

2006-04-12T02:59:00.000-05:00

I am thinking of this for my next tattoo. First image in the list.......I need everyone to respond.

Life in the Blog lane........

2006-04-12T02:16:00.000-05:00

I have had a whole series of blogs I have wanted to write about. I have written 2 of the 6 in the series. I even published one. And then deleted it.But, since I am a governmental employee, and a dedicated disciple of Dooce, I have decided not to post them.I can loose my job over these posts.I might even be put in jail under the guise of national security with these posts.Or I may just be a

Tough Writing

2006-03-29T15:17:00.000-06:00

This may be one of the toughest post I have ever written. Some of ya'll may look at this and see nothing, but other will realize what it took for me to write this.Currently, I am completely miserable in my job. And it was not until last night that I realized how bad it really was. My misery at work nearly destroyed my marriage. It still is causing a great strain on my marriage.I get no job

Good Bye Old Friend

2006-03-18T23:46:00.000-06:00

Attention Dallas Cowboys Fans, Management, Players, Owners and fans.......Because of this weekend's signing, I can no longer support you as a team. You have decided that character means nothing and winning is everything. I have dealt with players with drug arrests, assault, and many other various problems. I have dealt with drugs, guns, hookers, and many , many other vices.However, I cannot and

Life with da Twinsises

2006-03-14T08:59:00.000-06:00

Right now I am sitting at the computer watching my 3 year old twins chase each other in circles in the living room. Since we are 3, our balance is not perfect. Add hardwood floors and socks and you can figure it all out . We have occasional thuds.I know I shouldn't laugh, but I cannot help it.Chasing themselves around the living room has had to stop because "B00's Cues" is now on the air. The

Marriage, Weddings and other forms of Destruction.

2006-02-27T09:51:00.000-06:00

An online buddy of mine is going through the agony / ecstasy of everything that is a wedding. Based on his posts, this is a first wedding for both, and is going through all the pleasure / pain that is involved.While reading this post, I started thinking back t o my first wedding, and to my last wedding.My first we did it all. We had the classic church wedding with the families involved. We had

Secrets ....

2006-02-25T16:17:00.000-06:00

Tiggerv2395 : *Hands Ms Litlbit_23 a Flower*Tiggerv2395 : Ms Litlbit_23 : Care to go fishing?

HHHmmmm....

2006-02-25T16:16:00.000-06:00

This Is My Life, RatedLife: 6Mind: 5.7Body: 4.3Spirit: 5.6Friends/Family: 6.8Love: 7.3Finance: 5.8Take the Rate My Life Quiz

Random Thought

2006-02-23T18:24:00.000-06:00

If person "A" spends all day at person "B"'s house, and then they spend 2 to 3 hours IM-ing each other, Should person "B"'s spouse be suspicious? Should person "A"'s spouse be suspicious? Does it matter if both Couple "A" and Couple "B" are having marital problems? Should it be even more of a concern that now person "A" and person "B" are nowing going out to dinner and a movie?

Random Thoughts.........From the Dark Side

2006-02-20T11:56:00.000-06:00

You ever been afraid? Not of pain or death or of the boogie man, but afraid for the loss of your sanity?You ever been lost? Not lost where you can ask for directions on the corner store, but lost inside your own mind?You ever been confused? Not confused where you didn't understand, but confused and not knowing who you were anymore?You ever had these things?It tears you apart.Then again, it may be

Do not Read If you are easily offend

2006-02-02T02:18:00.000-06:00

OK, this is truly a screwed up post. But it just has to be said .... Few our new viewers out there, I have 3 year old twins. And having two 3 year olds in the house, there is a lot of noise. Between the kids, the dog, all those damn toys, Our house is NOISY!!!! One of the things da Missus and I have learned to do, is when we are trying to watch TV, it can be next to impossible to hear anything.

Da 2 are 3

2006-01-30T01:30:00.000-06:00

This weekend we celebrated da Twinsies birthday. We had the required cake and ice cream. Suprisingly enough, da Girl managed to keep icing out of her hair. They got all kinds of toys and stuff, and even managed to score a swingset!!!! Details on assembly will follow as the set goes up.However, the best gift had to be what da missus (well, da Missus bought it and I got partial credit ) got them.

Screw the Resolutions, I just want me and Da Missus to LIVE

2006-01-21T10:02:00.000-06:00

So how have ya'll been doing? Yeah? Well, that's interesting. Let me tell you a bit about MY last two weeks, and a bit of what I will be dealing with in the next few weeks.January 10th. Had to take da Missus to the emergency room due to severe cramping. Diagnosis? Cyst on her ovary has return. Size? The cyst is the same size as the ovary.January 13th. Had to take da Missus to the emergency room

Auction Anyone????

2006-01-18T21:24:00.000-06:00

WOW, who would have ever thought??? My blog is worth $1,129.08.How much is your blog worth?

New Year, Same old Goals

2006-01-03T13:38:00.000-06:00

Last Year, I resolved to ...1. Loose 40 lbs2. Stop Smoking3. Be a better husband4. Drink more water5. Get a promotion6. Exercise moreHow did I do???1. Not even close2. See 1) Above3. You would have to ask da Missus4. This actually happened5. Many Promotions, all of them were Temporary6. I think this also happened.So, this year I plan to.

To Football....

2005-12-29T21:23:00.000-06:00

To a football fan, this is the most wonderful time of the year. There are collage bowl games on every night. Some days/nights multiple games. The NFL season is winding down, while the playoffs are about to begin.But this post is not about that. This post is about a friend of mine. We'll call him "Steve" to protect his identity."Steve" thinks that I am a Tennessee Titans fan. "Steve" loves his

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

2005-12-25T00:00:00.000-06:00

I hope all of you in the world had a blessed holiday and a glorious new year!!!!!

ADD day ...

2005-12-10T02:11:00.000-06:00

OK, So my thought are all over the place, but all three of my readers should be used to that by now.I get home from work, where at least two hours disappeared on me, and I decide to get on the computer.For me, on the computer consists of, playing poker, reading a book, checking out my blog list, while reading the news and the occasional chat.This is done all at the same time.I realize that I can’

Today I learned

2005-11-30T02:16:00.000-06:00

Today I learned that Pappa Bear has died. Good-bye Stan. You will be missed.Today I learned that the Count from Sesame street is over 1.8 years old.Today I learned that open insubordination, vulgarity to customers and superiors does not necessarily mean you will loose your job. I guess it doesn't matter who ya know or what ya know; what matter is who ya got pictures of with a goat.Today I learned

Musings ...

2005-11-16T00:36:00.000-06:00

It is weird. One of the greatest things is taken away from you. And instead of being torn apart, it ends up giving you a form of relief.I used to play soccer. Lived soccer. I played it, I refereed, I coached. But, due to injuries, age, time, family and children, I don't get to do anything with the game anymore. And, boy do I miss it.But, after thinking about it a bit, realized that a huge piece

Still rocking

2005-11-15T02:49:00.000-06:00

da Missus and I had an unbelievable talk tonight. Even though it took place in the middle of Monday Night Football, and my beloved Dallas Cowboys were playing, I still managed to listen to her. I mean this talk took place over 3 hours ago, and it still has my brain in a whirl. She ROCKS.You see, we have been having this little problem for a while now. I may have mentioned on the blog I know have

Moving on up

2005-11-08T15:49:00.000-06:00

Well, I have finally moved into my new desk. Of course there is no computer at this desk. No computer, no keyboard, no mouse, no monitor, no NOTHING!!!!!!I guess I should not complain, for I am a cube dweller. And in my particular little cube in this cube borough, I have part of one of the wall that is cut out. It is cut

We having fun yet???

2005-10-13T15:02:00.000-05:00

And yet it continues... Again. Today, I find out that (by my own research) that I have been demoted again without notice, and that I am changing groups. I was in a training class for an entire month, and On the Job Instruction for another 3 weeks. What will I be doing with all of this training in the new group??NOT A DAMN THING!!!!!!!!!Totally different job duties.Either everyone wants me because

Where is this going?

2005-10-12T22:22:00.000-05:00

Did you ever have a toy that was one of your very favorite toys? You used to play with that toy and it meant the world to you? I guess we all did. Then somewhere along the line you had to put the toy away.When you came back to that toy, someone had informed you it was valuable, or a collectors item or you maybe passed it one to a kid brother or neighbor. What ever it may have been, you no longer

And it goes on ...

2005-10-05T15:57:00.000-05:00

The worst part about being in a funk like this is that it just doesn't go away. There is no real reason for the funk. Yeah, work sucks, but it always sux, and it has sucked for years. That is no change. We are broke. Money shows up, and then it disappears, but that is the same old thing. Maybe it is the house. Don't get me wrong, I love the house and don't want to leave, but maybe the change of

And it just gets better and better.

2005-10-04T11:54:00.000-05:00

While looking up some retirement information before work this morning, I ran across something quite interesting. I have been demoted. That's right, boys and girls, Demotion. Why? Well, the position I was in was temporary. I knew that and understood that. I signed a paper just last week for my current promotion stating that this position was to be what to "Not to exceed October 28th." That is not

Dazed, and Confused

2005-09-30T03:26:00.000-05:00

I have one friend who came out to me about 8 years ago. He and I have had a bit of a falling out in the last year or two. Basically, he thinks I am homophobic and am actively trying to stamp out the Gay disease.I have a oddly large number of homosexual friends at work and a few are counting the days until I come outI am straight. Tried the other; can't say I was too impressed.da Missus has

Have Sex for charity ...

2005-09-30T02:57:00.000-05:00

Want to help out the victims of Katrina and not have to give any food, money or real time????Want to feel good and feel good about your self???PINK AID

Today in the life of Tigger

2005-09-29T02:09:00.000-05:00

Overslept, after staying up way too late last night.Trying to get dressed when da Missus informs that one of our two cats never cane to bed with us. Had to leave for work before I could find the cat.Realized that outside garage door was left open all night, luckily nothing was stolen.Found cat on drive to work. Dead.Came back to inform da Missus about cat. Had to leave her crying due to a fucking

15 Stupid things people say to Moms (and D.A.Ds) of twins

2005-09-28T11:43:00.000-05:00

da Missus sent this to me, which had been sent to her.What is funny is that I have been asked 13 of the 15 of these questions. 15. "I could never do it." (Oh really. What would you do? Are you suggesting I put them on the curb with signs around their necks that say, "Free to a good home. My mom can't do it."?)14. "Do they have different personalities?" (No. They are the same human being divided

Lost Post

2005-09-27T02:42:00.000-05:00

You ever been tired?? I mean tired in your soul where no matter how much sleep you get, you won't have enough?You ever been afraid? Not jarred because something jumped at you, but frightened for your soul?You ever been defeated? I mean broken to a point where you see no point to what you are doing?You ever been lost? Not just not knowing where you are going, but caught in a maelstrom where

Bureaucracy......Also know as A bunch of idiots NOT making decisions so no one gets blamed when everything still fucks up

2005-09-24T02:04:00.000-05:00

It totally amazes me how our country is still considered a world leader. And the fact is, we are still a leader. You and I may not like the way a lot of things are going, but the Good ol' US is still a power in politics.Now the reason I am so confused, is that I work for the US government. And, as stated is a previous post, my little slice of heaven has been taken over by FEMA. Well, sometime

A Day in the Life of A.D.D

2005-09-21T00:33:00.000-05:00

Tap Tap Tap....Is this thing on???ATTENTION NEW ORLEANS...THIS IS NOT A DRILL !!!ANOTHER HURRICANE IS APPROACHING!!!LEAVE !!!! Just doing my part to make sure people understand.OK folks, I am about to get a new Tattoo. Need your ideas, I want a Tigger on a Cruiser style motorcycle. Can anyone help? If you are an artist, have an artist friend, seen a link or ANYTHING, let me know. Cool Frog

I live ....

2005-09-10T03:19:00.000-05:00

Sorry for the delayed post. da Missus and I have gotten moved. Still in the unpacking stage. Taking longer than expected, due to Katrina. My agency's call is now answering FEMA calls. Doing what we can to help.I worked 6 days last week, and prolly again this week. Or nextIf you can, help. Call the Red Cross. Call a local Church. Donate blood.Folks, everyday, I hear first hand stories of what

Tick Tock

2005-08-19T23:42:00.000-05:00

The clock is ticking.It is time for me to update all (both) of my readers.The house is back on. Yup, even after everything that happened, we are back to the house. We have set up a new Lease-to-own and we move in next week end.Anyone care to help?We spent today painting the ceilings in the dining room and in the living room. We also got the living room walls about 90% done.However one of the

Dreams

2005-08-16T23:21:00.000-05:00

What are dreams? Freud says they are "Dreams are the fulfillment of a wish""Dreams are the disguised fulfillment of a wish""Dreams are the disguised fulfillment of a repressed wish""Dreams are the disguised fulfillment of a repressed, infantile wish"Disney says "Dreams are a wish your heart makes"Others say that "Dreams are a communication of body, mind and spirit in a symbolic communicative

Why I don't cyber .....

2005-08-14T12:18:00.000-05:00

CyberMaster: Hello, sub_lime. What do you look like?sub_lime: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?CyberMaster: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of

From the Pages of Miss Manners ...

2005-07-15T09:15:00.000-05:00

You know, some shit you just can't make upDear Miss Manners:Please help my friend see how rude and wrong she has been.Jean's husband went blind from an illness. She was wonderful in the situation. She always wore perfume since he couldn't see her. Arranged the house for his convenience. She read the paper to him every day and they did the puzzle together.When he died, I knew she would be perfect

Making Whoopee

2005-07-14T21:54:00.000-05:00

An online buddy of mine and his partner have decided that they have too much money, too much free time and not a whole lot of brains have decided to have a baby. I just have this to say ...There are two things you can never prepared for ....TwinsBut his blog got me thinking about when da Missus and I decided to try again. For those who don't know, da Missus has had a lot of miscarriage, and one

Why not???

2005-07-01T11:38:00.000-05:00

It's probably some government conspiracy to shut down the internet, but hey, I took it anyway.

Today ... In the news as I see it

2005-06-29T12:50:00.000-05:00

OK, enough whining about works. This is my commentary on the news.Hit the links for these statements to make sense.I usually do not agree with PETA, but here, they may have a point. "It's like serving poodle burgers at a dog show." You have to love that quote.Dude, buy a magazine. I'll send you the money. I'll buy the subscription, but EWWW!!!!!No, I do not want any ribs with this.Hey, Bob, it's

Management

2005-06-22T09:48:00.000-05:00

You never really know what people can and will do until you have to be da Boss.In the last 3 weeks I have heard and put up with more than you can imagine. And one of the things I have to ask myself, Does this happen in Reality?What I mean by that, is on of the joys of working for the government is that you just can't fire or discipline people as needed. In the last 3 1/2 weeks, I have had 2

Due to laziness ... We will be all over the Place

2005-06-10T02:26:00.000-05:00

A) I notice that my last post received 7 remarks. "WOW" I thought, "7 whole people read and like what I say". I then read the comment and realized that one person had made 6 of the 7 comments. Does this qualify as being stalked??? I have never had a stalker before. Then I thought to myself, "Self, the only thing different from stalkers and a fan club is that fan clubs pay dues."B) I am in

ATTENTION ALL READERS !!!!

2005-06-07T13:25:00.000-05:00

*TAP* TAP*TAP*Is this thing on ??? Hello ??? Oh OKTHANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SAY. PLEASE LEAVE REMARKS AND RESPONSES AND I WILL POST ON THEM IF I FEEL LIKE IT.Again, THANK YOU FOR DROPPING BY FOR THIS TOTALLY POINTLESS POST.*End transmission for today*

6 years ....

2005-06-05T12:11:00.000-05:00

Da Missus .... Gawd how I love herShe and I met online on February or March of 1999. She was married but separated. I was in a semi-serious relationship.And the we decided to meet in Real life.That was 6 years ago this weekend. It was a weekend that will live in the history books.We have been through my "ex" claiming she was pregnant with my child. We have been through an affair. We have been

Everytime I think I have seen it all ...

2005-06-01T11:50:00.000-05:00

What the hell is this????I mean who needs a holder for their Oreo when ya dunk them???Isn't that part of the deal???? Do you avoid the milk??? Do you find out how milky you can get the cookie before you hand gets wet??? I always thought that was part of the whole Oreo experience !!!!But now, you have this. I am so disgusted with how far our world has fallen.

Here's something you don't see everyday ...

2005-06-01T08:32:00.000-05:00

Copied straight from the news ... (Article here)BANGKOK (Reuters) - Five Thai Buddhist monks have been defrocked and fined after a brawl with monks from a nearby temple, police and newspapers said Tuesday.Monks fighting. Carrying weapons. What's next???I have this bad image of a bunch of bald headed dudes flashing gang signs in the mall before shootings occur. Buddhist drive-bys . The Dali Lama

It's all about the womb ...

2005-05-30T18:18:00.000-05:00

Guys ....Sex ....What is there to question?? I mean let's face it, the billion dollar industry know as the internet was really developed because some guy wanted to jack off and was too lazy to go buy a stroke magazine. And from there, instead of getting off the collective male ass to buy said magazine, the web was slowly born, developed and spread out into the world.Men are simple. Give us sports

Last of the Bitching

2005-05-30T05:16:00.000-05:00

....... Or do I smell that bad??I am not sure what the deal is with these mortgage people. Is my breath so bad I offend through a phone message? Should I start to anally douche? What is the deal??Why am I whining?? 3 weeks ago, we got a call from our new mortgage dude. He said it looks like he has something all set up for us. He says that he needs to talk to the owner for this deal he is trying

Still Bitching .... Different Topic

2005-05-28T03:58:00.000-05:00

That's right, I am in a pissy mood. Sorry to be that way, but I have kept it bottle in for a while now, and it is time to let it out.As my loyal reader (s) know, a few months back, I laid my motorcycle down. Due to various circumstances at the time, I could not afford to get her repaired at the time. So the Tiggermobile was parked. I moved her to the side of the Apartment parking complex where it

Idiots, also known as Workmates

2005-05-26T10:57:00.000-05:00

Warning ... Full scale Bitchy PMS type post to followWorking in a quasi-business environment is slowly killing me. I say "quasi" because, well, it is the government. And it being the government, and a union shop, it is a royal pain in the ass.First, a little background about our hero (that would be me). I am what is know as a Technical Lead. What a Lead does is assist the their employees with the

Weirdest Damn thing seen so far ...

2005-05-02T10:37:00.000-05:00

...Or What do you mean by "celebrity bacteria"?This is seriously twisted.

Mortgages and other necessary evils.

2005-05-01T10:17:00.000-05:00

As previous posted, da Missus and I are trying to purchase a house. And so far, it has been going badly.A few years ago da missus and I had a daughter who was born still. This lead to a bit of depression, and it's buddy, depression spending. We screwed our credit up a bunch. 2 years later, da Twinsies came along with a lot of their medical bills, which we are still trying to pay out. Basically,

Conversations in my House

2005-04-23T15:25:00.000-05:00

They say communication is the key to a good relationship. They say you need to be able to say anything to your spouse.They are full of fewmits*.Here are some conversations that have happen in our house the last week.Before I start this one, I need to let ya'll know I am lactose intolerant. Love dairy products, but they make me aromaticMe : You're on your period, Right?da Missus : YupMe : Cool, I

Now it has Everything

2005-04-11T09:26:00.000-05:00

Porn, God, Jokes, Sports, Quizzes, Diaries. The internet has everything.You have a Fetish??? It has a site for you, and for $19.95 you can join other perverts of your own tastes online.Need spiritual enlightenment? Find a higher power and spirituality. Can find a religion that fits you? For $49.95 you can be your own church, and post a web church.Well, today I found out that the web truly has

Random Thought

2005-04-06T09:07:00.000-05:00

Why is it when ESPN.COM assigns a reporter to do nothing but follow around Barry Bonds and report on his doings it is called "exclusive journalism" while when I do the same thing to someone, it is called "stalking" and I would get a restraining order?????

Resolutions......OK, So I was Stoned

2005-04-04T00:24:00.000-05:00

Well, How have my Resolutions gone so far???? I still am smoking. I have lost a total (As of 5 seconds ago) 3 lbs since the start of the year. That means I lost 10 , but have put 7 back on. I was planning to buy my wife a surprise cruise for her birthday (That was the cool surprise I mentioned in the previous post). Exercise???? Don't make me laugh. I was drinking water pretty well, but stopped.

Careful People, All over the Board Here.

2005-03-23T00:49:00.000-06:00

Ever heard of ADD?? Reading this post will give you a clue what it is like in my mind. Now remember, you are going to be reading this in some semblance of order. All of these thoughts are going on at one time.I am watching a show on two families. One family, has quints (5) babies at age 3. The other is bringing home premie triplets. For those who don't know, da Missus and I had premie twins. We

Men in Dresses

2005-03-14T01:07:00.000-06:00

I am looking at buying a kilt. Yes, that's right a kilt. My Father's Mother's maiden name is Creth, which is a badly butchered derivative of MacRae. So that is the kilt I am looking at getting.I am also looking at getting the Texas Bluebonnet kilt.Why are you looking at me that way??? Kilts are KOOL!!

What do you say??

2005-03-12T08:39:00.000-06:00

A member of my team at work will be returning to work next week. She has been gone for over a month due to the untimely death of her husband. I really feel sorry for this young lady. I have no idea what to say to her.You see, her husband was murdered. The newspaper article stated basically that he was shot while attempting to assist another motorist. However, the unidentified woman in his car was

Trying to Return

2005-02-26T00:11:00.000-06:00

As I have said before, I got the dreaded blogger's block. I am now actively trying to type through it.So, today, with nothing better to blog about, I will type a serious of random thoughts.1) There is an Broadband phone company commercial that I keep seeing called Vonage. Every time I see it, it sounds like some sort of B&D phone service. Is it just me???2) There is another commercial that is out

From the Depths ...

2005-02-20T10:12:00.000-06:00

Yes, I know it has been a while. Yes, my readership is now probably down to ..... me.Life has just been going well. No real things to say at the moment. Call it writers block. Call it boredom. Just one of those things.However, for the one person who may want to know, about the bike wreck.....Was on my way to work and was going around a cloverleaf type turn. About half way through the turn, a rob

So I lied

2005-02-07T09:54:00.000-06:00

I know. I KNOW!!!! Sorry for so long between updates. I have prolly lost 80% of my readers (That is like 2 people). I said no more work related blogs, but hey, I am pissed and can change my mind. I am loosing my management detail. I knew it could happen, but wasn't expecting it to happen so soon. Plus it was just crappy, that I found out through the rumour mill. I knew the boss of the group I

Don't Argue with Minimum Wage Workers!!! (Original)

2005-01-30T13:48:00.000-06:00

Ever hear the joke about wrestling with a pig??? Always remember, that you will both end up muddy, and only the pig will enjoy it. I learned many years ago about arguing with minimum wage workers. I t all started one weekend when my dad and I went out camping. We pulled into a truck stop to get gas and snacks for the road./ Dad pulled out his gas card and handed it to the clerk. Now, this was

Don't argue With Minimum Wage Workers!! (Current Verse)

2005-01-30T07:13:00.000-06:00

First an apology to all 10 of my readers. My last 2 blogs sucked purple swamp water. This may suck also, but it will suck with more words. Yesterday, we had da Twinsies 2nd birthday party. We had the required cake and ice cream and all the goodies. We had shredded paper scattered everywhere. We had friends and their kids. All in all, we had a blast!!!!! However, while picking up the cake, I

Bloggity Blog Blog ....

2005-01-28T20:01:00.000-06:00

Not much to say today. First on the advise of Dooce, no more work related blogs. No, she doesn't know she is giving me advise but, she is right. Second HAPPY BIRTHDAY AJ & TORIE!!!!!! See them here ... More later when I can think.

WARNING!!! WHINEY BUTT POST AHEAD!!!!

2005-01-27T10:24:00.000-06:00

So how has your week been??? Good to hear. My week??? Well, let see. This weekend my car got a flat tire. Monday I went and got it fixed. I later went out to get a hair cut. Then on my way to work the rear break on my motorcycle went out. Nice little slide for me and the bike. Right now I am going through the joy of fighting the insurance company. Finally, da Missus had a Dr appointment. And

W O W

2005-01-24T05:20:00.000-06:00

Welcome my friends to the show that never ends. We're so glad you could attend, Come inside Come inside. I have a new reader!!!!! Let's see, that make 8 readers out of 4 gaZillion Internet users. WOOO HOOO

In case erection last more than 4 hours, seek medical attention

2005-01-22T09:52:00.000-06:00

Have you seen the commercial for all the "male enhancement medications"? They always end with a list of possible side effects that include the above. I see these on TV, I look over at da Missus and she has a dazed look on her face with a silly smile. All I can think is, "with a 4 hour erection, I'll need medical attention. I may need a coroner cuz she'll KILL me!!!!!!" But I'd die happy!!!!!!

Weight Loss

2005-01-20T09:55:00.000-06:00

Yesterday morning. Climbed onto the scale. 230. HOT DAMN!!!!!! No clue what I did to loose the weight, but I pray it continues.

Additional Resolution

2005-01-18T09:25:00.000-06:00

Along with these resolutions, I need to add one more . In 2005, I will join the Iron Butt association by completing a Saddle Sore 1000. 1000 miles in 24 hours. Why??? To say I did it. This is the route I have tentatively planed. This is the last piece of gear I need. The original list is made of things I need to do but may not want to. This I just want to do.

Resolution ....Or WTF was I thinking????

2005-01-17T21:42:00.000-06:00

OK....It has now been well over 24 hours since my last smoke. It has been closer to 48 hours. I am ready to kill something. What the hell was I thinking???? Management.....Weight Loss......AND quit smoking????? I know masochists who are afraid of that concept!!!!!!!

Random Thought .....

2005-01-17T03:44:00.000-06:00

"We could be the first couple to join the mile high club without using an airplane." - Janet from My Hero OK, give yourself super powers with the ability to fly. Have a partner with the same abilities. Take it to a "new height." Or even better, zero gravity sex. I guess the closest I will ever achieve in my lifetime would be sex in a swimming pool filled with strawberry banana jello. Now,

Survival 101

2005-01-15T14:09:00.000-06:00

How was my first week?? I survived, thank you for asking. Actually, it was not too awfully bad. Monday went well. Both the Bitch and the Crab called in sick. Rest of the group seem to move smoothly along. I was busy as hell. da Boss who I am filling in for decided not to clean out his desk area so I am trying to work in a total wreck. Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday I was in training. Very

You want the Juice?

2005-01-13T21:04:00.000-06:00

Is it about the money? Is about the fame?? Is about a little boy living out a dream the he has had since he was 7??? OK, I love baseball, but for those that don't, I leave it out of my posts. I also have left it out of my post since it isn't baseball season. However, this is about more than baseball. Major league baseball decided to ban steroids. They are also implementing tough penalties and

Weight Loss Update

2005-01-10T01:21:00.000-06:00

I am now getting on the scale. The result ..... 238. Not good. Of course, I usually weigh in the morning. da Missus and I are starting weight watchers this week. She has also set up an incentive program that will DEFINITELY help the weight loss program. I may not loose weight, but I will be much happier!!!!!!!!

Meet the Cast

2005-01-09T21:30:00.000-06:00

Tomorrow, I start my new position. It is only a temporary position, I know, but I am still nervous. Why ??? Meet the Cast. Over the next 90 days you will hear and learn more of them than you have ever wanted. Wish me luck. Send me Scotch!!!!!!

Random Thoughts

2005-01-09T04:33:00.000-06:00

Random Thought #1 ... Language lessons. If you have a question, please do not use farm implements. The word is "aSK", not aX". Random Thought #2 ... Taking a warning When other manager are offering you congratulations, and then consolations after finding out what group you have, should you keep the group?? I have had at least 4 very experienced, very respect managers tell me that they would

Yup, I'm a pig

2005-01-07T03:45:00.000-06:00

WARNING : VERY DISRESPECTFUL AND RATED X POST Ever just want to just be sexual serviced??? I mean be fucked and sucked and fucked some more? I am just in that mood. And feel bad about it. I feel very disrespectful towards da Missus with these feelings, but that's the way it is. Because I do respect her and I respect her to much to ask her to be this type of sex object. I want to walk in the

Now I'm da Boss

2005-01-05T02:23:00.000-06:00

I found out today that I have been give a temporary promotion (90 days with possible extension). YEAH ME!!!!!! Good news is with this promotion come a rather decent little pay raise. Bad news is that this group has more than it's fair share of problem children. Worse news is I was a part of this group once. I know their strengths. I know their weaknesses. I know the nuances of how they do

2005-01-02T15:51:00.000-06:00

Random Thought From a Twistedly Lazy Mind From ABC news People of the Year: Bloggers Internet Phenomenon Provides Unique Insight Into People's Thoughts Since I blog, and therefore am a blogger, can I say I was ABC's Person of the Year on a resume??

2005-01-02T03:33:00.000-06:00

Randomly Demented Thought of the Day While watching a re-run of Wings tonight, I heard an interesting idea. Basically the idea was to sit down and think out what you want to be said at your funeral and live your life up to those standards. So I decided I want my eulogy to read something like this .... "Thank Gawd it's a closed coffin. Did they ever find all his pieces???"